Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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