I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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