I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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