Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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