Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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