dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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