Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I can't turn off my feet"
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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