So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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