Well apparently he's into motor boating.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I will be naked everywhere
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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