VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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