Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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