There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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