he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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