Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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