Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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