It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
They have beer where we have blood.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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