The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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