She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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