I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just pee around me
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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