ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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