i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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