Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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