I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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