no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I can't turn off my feet"
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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