just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize