Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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