I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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