when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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