I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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