i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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