Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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