ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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