Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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