I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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