he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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