Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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