Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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