that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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