This girl is more easily done than said...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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