All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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