Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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