if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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