There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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