After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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