with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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