i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
So squirting runs in the family.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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