I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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