i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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