oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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