So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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