I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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