how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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