we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
whose parrot is this?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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