I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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