I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
wow bdsm is so cute
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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