what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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