I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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